Baking in California
California crusts are crimping underground
Scraping each other
Angry at the moon and its lack of respect,
There is a pastry chef wearing a puffy hat
Holding a hammer.
And ladies and gentlemen the shaking begins.
The pastry chef is laughing, his hat falls askew
Plates fall into deep crevasses while flour dusts everyone.
When baking it is important to monitor temperature
Particularly in the altitude
Probably no Petit Fours for tonight.